On to the barbaric language...

I got this cool gift: a Maori strenght charm from New Zealand, and today I'm using it. But of course I bestow on it far greater powers.
I wonder if it'll let me time travel, though I think backwards is highly overrated. I want to go forward, skip this bloody bit right now.
So I asked my magic cube if these things would pass. It bluntly said "no".
So I asked it again, and it revised it's opinion.
-" Tomorrow".
I should be so lucky.